i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize