they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
we're making bets on your personal life
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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