Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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