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My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I look better un-naked...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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