Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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