Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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