she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I had to cum in my sink.
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