Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
Randomize