she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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