dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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