I think I am morally bankrupt
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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