I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
We are all done wearing pants today
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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