Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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