My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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