i think i have herpe
just one?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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