i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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