just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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