a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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