i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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