Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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