i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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