oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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