I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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