YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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