Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Green mimosas i think yes
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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