I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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