I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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You took a bar mat shot.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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