addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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