I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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