jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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