don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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