Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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