im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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