I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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