Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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