They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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