Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Two words: nipple clamps
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