a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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