I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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