Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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