she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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