i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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