i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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