We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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