Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I have peed in a lot of sinks
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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