My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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