Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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