You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Pooping to opera.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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