two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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