shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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